Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Dear Recruiter,

Thank you for all your candor and time you spent on the phone today, getting to know me and my talents I outlined in my resume. I appreciate the forward to the next recruiter and or hiring manager, and will attach my references and salary history as soon as I write it and make it sound more fantastic than the truth. I hope to hear from you soon, given that this thank you letter is one of a kind and completely out of the blue.

Best regards and Thank you again.

Sincerely,

Anyone in desperate need of a job but can't seem to get one in this capacity, ever.
(NOT)ONE-HOPE

P.S. If you have any other way of asking me the same questions, and need another coffee break, read my cover letter (my rearranged resume) I also attached to this email in desperation for a second interview.

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